Look no further.

If you’re under 31, you’re eligible for a joint membership of Compass: Direction for the Democratic Left and Compass Youth.

It doesn’t matter whether you’re red, yellow, green or no colour at all: we welcome all on the democratic left who want to campaign for The Good Society.

For under-22s and the unwaged, membership’s only £12.50 a year; for those lucky enough to be employed and waged under this government, the fee is £27.50 per annum.